She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable.
my name is Sam and i let the frostbite bite
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF
do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
Things I used to laugh at:
- actual jokes
Things I laugh at now:
- "en garde, fuckboy"
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need
And the benefit of being a male-female team? Can you speak to that?
For those of you who are going out to protest
This is a gas mask you can make to prevent breathing tear gas bombs that the police throw