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3 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 606,415 notes

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

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sizvideos:

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wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

harrytrumanthehuman:







#the funniest thing about this is that there are 535 people in congress

wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

harrytrumanthehuman:

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3 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 22,118 notes
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whitedad:

*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

3 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 92,492 notes

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

3 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 117,884 notes

ellendegeneres:

It’s called Hoop Dee Do Me

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girlwhovian:

cards against humanity / supernatural edition 

requested by anon

[sherlock edition] [thor edition]

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