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theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 161,513 notes

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 300,843 notes

dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

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6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 207,111 notes

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 99,309 notes

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 89,684 notes

ilovepuppies125:

mc-coolin:

sexualanomaly:

dollybopp:

267198:

theswindlr:

Frozen Peas from SuckUK; a fantastic piece of design as metaphor (as well as a super convenient way to make a spherical ice “cube”.

via Gizmodo

If you truly love me you will buy this for me.

moonrisezeeba

ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE LISTEN UP FOR FUN SCIENCE TIME!

Sphere basically take less energy to form because of SURFACE ENERGY. Sphere have a lower surface area to volume ratio. Because of this, ice sphere melt slower than your usual cubes. This is the reason at fancy fancy bars with those $30+ glass of bourbon or scotch may serve your drink using these instead of normal ice.

thank you nerd

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6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 189,172 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 208,895 notes

oops:

i did it again

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 238,902 notes

telapathetic:

people who  needlessly start drama

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 544,347 notes
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tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time
6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 40,583 notes

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 15,176 notes

usa-nglophile:

Three moments where the world really needed a functional camera.

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Lochness

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Bigfoot 

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Louis and Harry.

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 3,569 notes